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[[资源推荐]] [转帖]一个前台小姐的爆笑8级英语

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发表于 2005-4-9 13:45:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的,

前台小姐:“hello.”
老外:“hi”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:     “you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come”!!
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whx2005 该用户已被删除
发表于 2005-4-10 00:26:08 | 显示全部楼层
hahahaha
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gjch2720 该用户已被删除
发表于 2005-4-12 08:19:16 | 显示全部楼层
hahahahahaha
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发表于 2005-6-25 16:04:35 | 显示全部楼层
有趣,很有意思。
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发表于 2005-6-25 20:24:28 | 显示全部楼层
没意思,瞎掰
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