笑话

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Maid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What's your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill...
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
Maid: And he returned this morning.
女仆： 先生，您有什么事吗？
访客： 我想见你家主人。
女仆：请问何事？
访客：有一笔钱......
女仆：哎呀，主人回村里去了。
访客：......我得还给他。
女仆：幸亏他今早赶了回来。


如此随机应变的女仆！能做很强的秘书。

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Doctor: Shall I gave your wife a local anaesthetic?”
Businessman: “Certainly not. I can afford something imported..”
医生： 我可以为您的妻子做局部麻醉吗？（字面还可以解释为；我可以给您的妻子用一种当地的麻醉药吗？）
商人：不行，我买得起进口的。

一语双关往往很难用翻译表达，哪位老师就这则笑话有好的翻译法请跟帖。