发一些英文笑话，自己翻译的(慢慢更新中)

harrybond

请多指教。

A psychotic cried,“I‘m the president！All of you have to be at my command！”
The psychologist:“Who said that?”
The psychotic,“God did!”
Another psychotic jumped and cried：“Never I did that!”







A man married a widow.
He had three children and she had two children before.
They have three children after.
One day,she comes to him for help,
\"Come on!Stop them!My children and your children are beating our children!\"



Tom has a swimming training.
Tom:\"Coach,should we end it now?\"
Coach:\"Why?\"
Tom:\"I can't drink any more.\"

harrybond

Husband returned home too late.
His wife was not happy,so he said nothing and teased the cat.
She yelled,"What're you doing with that pig?"
He was surprised,"It's a cat,not a pig!"
She didn't look at him,"I'm talking to the cat.It's none of your business!"