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SLANG TERMS FOR \"ENIS\"
on's rod
Abraham
affair
almond
almond rock
angle
arbor vitae
arm
arse-opener
arse-wedge
anthenaeum
auld hornie
baby-maker
bald-headed hermit
bald-headed mouse
baloney
banana
bat
battering-piece
bauble
bayonet
beak
bean
bean-tosser
beef
bell-rope
belly
belly-ruffian
best leg of three
bicho
bingy
bird
blacksnake
blade
blowtorch
bludgeon
blueskin
bob tail
bodkin
bone
bonfire
bow
bowsprit
bracmard
broom-handle
ck
bum-tickler
bushbeater
bushwhacker
busk
butterknife
button-hole worker
cadulix
callibistris
candle
cane
cark
carnal stump
carrot
catso
chanticleer
chicken
child-getter
chingus
chink-stopper
chopper
chum
clava
clothes prop
club
cock
codpiece
copperstick
coral branch
corey
crack-haunter
crack-hunter
cracksman
cranny-hunter
cream-stick
crimson-chiterling
crook
cuckoo
culty-gun
dagger
dang
dard
dart of love
dearest member
dibble
dick
dickory dock
dicky
diddle

dingbat
ding-dong
dinger
dingle-dangle
dingus
dipstick
dirk
Doctor Johnson
dodad
dodaddy
dofunny
dohicky
dohinger
dojigger
dojohnnie
dolly dong
doodle
dooflicker
dork
down-leg
dragon
dribbling dart of love
dropping member
drumstick
ducy
dummy
eel
end
enemy
enob
eye-opener
fag
family organ
father-confessor
fiddle-bow
firebrand
fish
fishing rod
flappdoodle
flapper
flip-flap
floater
foolsticker
forefinger
foreman
fornicating-engine
fornicating-member
fornicating-tool
cator
frigamajig
fucker
gadget
gadso
gapstopper
garden-engine
gardener
gaying instrument
generation tool
gentle-tittler
giggle-stick
giggling-pin
girlometer
gladius
goober
gooser
goose's-neck
gravy-giver
gravy-maker
grinding-tool
gristle
gully-raker
gun
gut-stick
hair-divider
hair-splitter
hambone
hammer
Hampton Wick
handstaff
hanging Johnny
hermit
hoe-handle
holy poker
honey-pot cleaver
hootchee
horn
hose
hot-rod
hunk of meat
husbandman of nature
impudence
strument
intromittent organ
Irish root
it
Jack
Jack-in-the-box
Jack Robinson
Jacob
Jacque's jang
Jaques
jargonelle
jemmison
jemson
jerking-iron
Jezebel
jig
jigger
jiggling-bone
jing-jang
jock
jockam
jockum
jocky
jocum
John
Johnnie
Johnson
John Thomas
John Willie
joint
Jones
joy knob
joy prong
joy stick
J.T.
Julius Caesar
justum
key
kidney-scraper
kidney-wiper
king-member
knob
knock
knocker
kori
koro
labourer of nature
ladies' delight
ladies' lollipop
ladies' treasure
p of life
lance
lance of love
langolee
larydoodle
life-preserver
little brother
Little Davy
little finger
little Willie
live rabbit
liver-turner
live sausage
lizard
lob
lob-cock
lobster
lollypop
long John
long Tom
love-dart
love's picklock
Lucy
lullaby
lung-disturber
machine
mad Mick
magic wand
male genital organ
male member
male pudendum
man-root
man Thomas
marrowbone
marrow-bone-and-
cleaver
marrow-pudding
masculine part
Master John Thursday
master member
aster of ceremonies
matrimonial
peacemaker
meat
member
member for the
cockshire
membrum
membrum virile
mentula
mentule
merrymaker
micky
middlefinger
middle leg
middle stump
milkman
Mister Tom
modigger
mouse
mowdiewart
muscle of love
mutton-dagger
my body's captain
my man Thomas
nag
natural member
nature's scythe
Nebuchadnezzar
needle
nervous-cane
nimrod
nine-inch knocker
nippy
nooney
nose
nudinnudo
old blind Bob
old Hornington
old Horny
old man
old slimy
one-eyed love snake
one-eyed milkman
one-eyed snake in a turtle-neck
ne-eyed worm
organ
Pat and Mick
pax-wax
peacemaker
pecker
pecnoster
peenie
pee-wee
peezel
pego
pen
pencil
pendulum
penis
penis dependens
Perce
perch
Percy
pestle
peter
piccolo
picklock
pike
pikestaff
pile-driver
pilgrim's staff
pillicock
pimple
pin
pinga
pintle
pioneer of nature
pipe
pisser
pistol
piston
piston rod
pizell
pizzle
placket-racket
plaything
plenipo
plowshare
plug
plugtail
plum-tree shaker
P-maker
point
pointer
poker
pole
poll-axe
phemus
pondsnipe
pony
poontanger
poperine pear
pork
pork-sword
post
potato-finger
potent regiment
power
priapus
prick
prickle
pride and joy
princock
privy member
prong
pud
pudding
pulse
pump
pump-handle
pup
putz
quarter-master
quickening-peg
quimstake
quim-wedge
radish
ram
rammer
ramrod
ranger
raw meat
reamer
rector of the females
red-cap
red-hot poker
rhubarb
rod
roger
rogerry
rolling-pin
roly-poly
rooster
root
rubigo
rudder
ruffian
rump-splitter
Rupert
Saint Peter
re
schlange
schlong
schmock
schmuck
schvance
schvontz
schween
screwdriver
sensitive plant
sensitive-truncheon
sexing-piece
shaft of Cupid
she
shmuck
short-arm
short-arm tail
shove-devil
shove-straight
silent flute
Sir Martin Wagstaff
skin flute
skyscraper
slug
small-arm
smell-smock
snake
snake in the grass
snbapper
solicitor-general
spigot
spike-faggot
spindle
spit
split-arse mechanic
split-mutton
split-rump
sponge
spout
staff
staff of life
staff of lve
ke
stallion
star-gazer
stemmer
stern-post
stick
sting
stormy dick
strap
stretcher
strunt
stuff
stump
sucker
sugar-stick
sweet-meat
swipe
swiver
sword
tacket
tackle
tadger
tail
tail-pike
tail-pin
tail-pipe
tail-tackle
tail-tree
tally-whacker
tantrun
tarse
tassel
teapot
tenant-in-tail
tent
tent-peg
tentum
that
the boy
the old Adam
the old root
thing
thingamabob
thingamy
thingummy
third leg
thistle
Thomas
thorn
thorn-in-the-flesh
thumb of love
tickle-gizzard
ler
tickle-tail
Timothy
Tommy
tongue
tool
torch of Cupid
tosh
touch-trap
toy
trap-stick
trifle
trigger
trouble-giblets
trouser snake
tube
tube steak
tug-mutton
Uncle Dick
unti
unruly member
verge
vestry-man
virga
virile member
vomer
wag
wand
wang
waterspout
wazoo
weapon
wedge
weenie
whacker
whang
whang-bone
whanger
what
whip
whistle
whore-pipe
wick
wigga-wagga
Willie
winble
winkle
wire
wong
worm
wriggling pole
yang
yard measure
ying-yang
yosh
yum-yum
zubrick