In Ireland there is so little sense of compromise that a girl has to choose between adoration and pregnancy.
在爱尔兰很少有妥协的概念,女孩不得不在爱慕和怀孕之间作出选择。
注:如果女孩子想让男孩子爱慕她就不能怀孕,一旦怀孕,就把男孩子吓跑了,爱慕也就不存在了。
Why are babies like hinges?
Because they are things to adore.
为什么婴儿象铰链?——因为他们让人爱慕。
注:adore 与 a door谐音。 Because they are things to adore还可理解成:他们是门上的东西。