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1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with \"I\".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, \"I am.\"
ELLEN: All right... \"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.\"
看来\"I is\" 也有对的时候
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
4. TEACHER: Didn\\'t you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn\\'t I promise to punish you if you didn\\'t?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don\\'t expect you to keep yours.
5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can\\'t fool me, Teacher... snakes don\\'t have feet. |
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