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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone
at a nearby table.
The wife asks, \"Do you know her?\"
\"Yes,\" sighs the husband, \"She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since.\"
\"My God!\" says the wife, \"Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?\" |
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