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[[求助与讨论]] 美媚们应该记住的几句英文

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发表于 2007-3-31 15:03:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
The nice men are ugly.
  好男人不帅。  
 
  The handsome men are not nice.
  帅男人不好。  
 
  The handsome and nice men are gay.
  又帅又好的男人是同性恋。  
 
  The handsome, nice and hetero**ual men are married.
  又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。  
 
  The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
  不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。  
 
  The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
  不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。  
 
  The handsome men without money are after our money.
  而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。  
 
  The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat hetero**ual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
  不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。  
 
  The men who think we are beautiful, that are hetero**ual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
  又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。  
 
  The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thand God are hetero**ual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
  又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。   
  The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
  那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。  
 
  NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
  现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西?
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novanova 该用户已被删除
发表于 2007-4-1 00:11:51 | 显示全部楼层
太搞了,原来英语也有绕口令。rap?
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发表于 2007-4-1 07:01:13 | 显示全部楼层
偶狂晕(faint)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hanken 该用户已被删除
发表于 2007-4-1 14:57:31 | 显示全部楼层
we are trying to finda feeling
which is called happiness...
yet you are loved by your beloved
which is what you are seeking...
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