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Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”
The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”
The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
三个来处不同地方的牛仔——俄克拉荷马州，阿肯色州，德克萨斯州——围着一堆篝火坐着，俄克拉荷马牛仔洋洋自得的说，“有一天，一头公牛把六个大汉子顶得头破血流，我却用双手把它扭翻在地上。”
阿肯色牛仔回答道，“噢，是吗？一条15英尺的毒蛇向我扑过来，我抓住它，把它的头咬下来，然后把毒液吐到15码外的痰盂里。”
德克萨斯牛仔一言不发，慢条斯理的用他的JJ拔着眼前的篝火。 |
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发表于 2006-10-24 22:54:52