中国式英语小集

sunmengsi

good good study,day day up
好好学习，天天向上

horse horse tiger tiger
马马虎虎

go and look!
走着瞧

go to head
去个头

give you some color see see
给你点颜色看看

how are you?
怎么是你?

how old are you?
怎么老是你？！

where,where
哪里，哪里

I GIVE YOU FACE YOU DONT GIVE ME FACE，
I TURN MY FACE YOU LOST YOUR FACE！
我给你脸你不要脸，我会翻脸你真丢脸！

红颜知己--red face konw me

PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA
人山人海

we are one home people
我们是一家人

Do early **** every day!
每天都做早操

you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!
有话快说，有屁快放

FUCK DO COMPUTER！
操作电脑

You talk like breaking the wind!!!
你说话像放屁一样!!!

we are brothers who and who
咱哥俩，谁跟谁啊，

you want money,i have no
you want life,i have one
要钱没有，要命一条

no nessaryy old three old four.
不要老三老四

no door！没门

日本 －> Fuck Foolish
日本人 －> Fuck Foolish Pig
日本男孩 －> Fuck Foolish male small Pig
日本女孩 －> Fuck Foolish female small Pig
日本男人 －> Fuck Foolish female big Pig
日本女人 －> Fuck Foolish AV Pig
日本首相 －> Fuck Foolish son of a gun Pig

design chance 低三下四
dance shopping 东施效颦
changing warmer 千军万马
more ming cheer miaow 莫名其妙

After I doing something
AIDS(艾滋病)

you go not go?
你去不去？

Do you have time ？ 你有空嗎？ ﹙英文的實際意思是現在是甚麼時間？ ﹚

you want money,i have no
you want life,i have one
要钱没有，要命一条

Long time no see. 很久没有见了

see what see? never see before?
看什么看?没见过啊?

long time no see

一个中国留学生在美国出了车祸，一个美国警察叫他把事故过程写成报告来上报，中国留学生书写如下：
one car come, one car go.
一辆车来，一辆车去

two car bo bo(声音词，表示汽车相撞的声音)
两辆车相撞，
one car bad , one car die.
一辆坏了，一辆报废。

You also don not see see i am who!
你也不看看我是谁～～

有趣! Have fun!

see what see! 看什么看！