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[【其它】] 爆笑:史上最强的中式英语

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发表于 2006-4-18 15:07:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿   
  
2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?   
  
3.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !  
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  
4.as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!
  
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
  
6.you me you me
彼此彼此   
  
7.You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
  
8.know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
  
9.WATCH SISTER
表妹
  
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
  
11..I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
  
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
  
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
  
14.go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
  
15.小明:I am sorry!
  老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
  老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!
  
16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
  
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
  
18.you have two down son
你有两下子。
  
19.好好学习,天天向上:
good good study,day day up!




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