世界上最强的中国式英语

01．we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　
02．how are you ? how old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
　　不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！


05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
06．you me you me
　　彼此彼此
　　
07．You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！
　　
08．know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知...
　　
09．WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
　　
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足
　
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述
　　
13．heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
　　走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;
　　if you want life,I have one!
　　要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。
　　你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die
　　有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

21. no three no four
　　不三不四

22. seven up eight down
　　　七上八下