Jokes

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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone
at a nearby table.

The wife asks, \"Do you know her?\"

\"Yes,\" sighs the husband, \"She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since.\"

\"My God!\" says the wife, \"Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?\"

zhangzen

是不是要翻译？？（我刚刚来，看到是求助，应该是要求翻译吧，要是我理解错了，望斑斑不要罚我^_^）

I try


原文：一个男人跟他的妻子正在一个很舒服的餐厅进餐，丈夫一直凝视着一个喝醉了的邻座的女士，这个女士正在大口大口的喝着酒。

“你认识她吗？”，妻子问。

“是的”丈夫回答，“她是我前女友，我知道她从我跟她七年前分手那一天就开始喝酒，而且一直没有清醒过。

“天啊！！”怎么能想象一个人可以为这些事而庆祝那么久！！


完了。

第一次翻译。呵呵，有不对的，还望各位高手赐教。