kingburg 发表于 2007-10-4 13:20:29

有趣的师生对话

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
  GEORGE: Here it is!

  TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

  CLASS: George!

  2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with \"I\".

  ELLEN: I is...

  TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, \"I am.\"

  ELLEN: All right... \"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.\"

看来\"I is\" 也有对的时候

  3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

  CLASS: Big hands!

  4. TEACHER: Didn\\'t you promise to behave?

  STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

  TEACHER: And didn\\'t I promise to punish you if you didn\\'t?

  STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don\\'t expect you to keep yours.

  5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

  SAMMY: You can\\'t fool me, Teacher... snakes don\\'t have feet.

马光辉 发表于 2007-10-4 13:33:23

觉得一般。没有什么有趣的

romulus 发表于 2007-10-4 13:38:39

觉得还可以,有一点幽默感
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