经典英语对白--如何拒绝男孩子

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语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！

Boy: May I hold your hand?

Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.



Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.



Boy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.



Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.



Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book.



Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?

Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.



Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?

Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?



Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.