开心阅读：A Car Accident

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally destroyed but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
  After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, \"So you are a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days.\"
  Flattered, the man replies, \"Oh yes, I agree with you completely.\"
  \"This must be a sign from God!\" The woman
continues, \"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely destroyed but this bottle of wine
doesn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.\"
  Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
  The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
  The man asks, \"Aren't you having any?\"
  The woman replies, \"No. I think I'll just wait for the police...\"