Famous Quotes about Drinking

Famous Quotes about Drinking



Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.


That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemmingway



Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill



He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato



Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill



Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin



If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy



The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

--Humphrey Bogart



I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan



An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway



You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin



All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson