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6 史上最强的中国式英语
1.we two who and who?
>> 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you?
>> 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.you don' t bird me , I don' t bird you
>> 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
4.you have seed , I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up !
>> 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5.hello everybody ! if you have something to say,then say ! if you have nothing to say , go home !!
>> 有事起奏,无事退朝
6.you me you me .
>> 彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!!
>> 你给我站住!
8.know is know ,noknow is noknow .
>> 知之为知之,不知为不知…
9.WATCH SISTER
>> 表妹
10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
>> 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11. American Chinese not enough .
>> 美中不足
12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
>> 车祸现场描述
13. heart flower angry open
>> 心花怒放
14. go past no mistake past
>> 走过路过,不要错过
15. 小明:I am sorry!
>> 老外:I am sorry too!
>> 小明:I am sorry three!
>> 老外:What are you sorry for?
>> 小明:I am sorry five!
16. If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
>> 要钱没有,要命一条
17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>> 我叫李老大,今年25。
18. you have two down son。你有两下子。
19. as far as you go to die
>> 有多远,死多远!!!!
20. I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
>> 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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