A Kid Joke：how can I get into Heaven
A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, \"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?\"\"No!\" the children all answered.
\"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?\"
Again the answer was \"No!\"
\"Well\", she continued, \"then how can I get into Heaven?\"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, \"You gotta be dead!\"
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