史上最强的中国式英语
史上最强的中国式英语1 ． we two who and who ？ > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2 ． how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3 ． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不 鸟我，我也 不 鸟你
4 ． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6 ． you me you me
彼此彼此
7 ． You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8 ． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知 …
9 ． WATCH SISTER > 表妹
10 ． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤 ，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11 ． American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12 ． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13 ． heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14 ． go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15 ．小明： I am sorry!
老外： I am sorry too!
小明： I am sorry three!
老外： What are you sorry for?
小明： I am sorry five!
16 ． If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17 ． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年 25 。
18 ． you have two down son 。你有两下子。
19 ． as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！
20 ． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
22 ． The king who is ****ing is the son of the king who has ****ed.
金正日是金日成的儿子
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